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DK UNUSUAL

by DK UNUSUAL

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Calvin Bauer The definitive DK album Favorite track: Rat Rape.
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1.
Excite Bike 02:07
I see mud It draws near End is nigh End is here I can't see the finish line it's not a new record How does this work I keep falling on my ass My bike tips over Fucked my shoulder Lying in the grass I slammed A and B I didn't slow down or speed up I restarted my console Came to accept Excitebike's just fucked up Triangle Made of mud I go down I go up I can't see the finish line it's not a new record How does this work I keep falling on my ass My bike tips over Fucked my shoulder Lying in the grass I slammed A and B I didn't slow down or speed up I restarted my console Came to accept Excitebike's just fucked up
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North Star 02:03
North Star Charge shot ready to go North Star Flying, target sighted, shoot to explode Medicine For the asshole teabagging Plasma gun straight to the face You're coming in Straight into the trap We laid for you to die in this place North Star Charge shot ready to go North Star Flying, target sighted, shoot to explode Flightcore North Star Charge shot ready to go North Star Flying, target sighted, shoot to explode
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Rat Rape 03:19
Scientists enter the room I believe it is time It is time Time to escape before I breath my last Tie the bag Bagging my family injections come down the line Down the line Lined up in boxes with holes we live and die by the trash We will find you We will get you back Injecting human tissue and disease I hope you measured it right We will find I feel it coursing through my veins, you come to focus in my sight We will find Start to grow, and I know i can break this puny cage We will find We burst out and you scream and we begin to kill and rape We will find you We will get you back Mutant rats on the loose what have your leaders done? Mutant rats with HIV and they're ready to cum Men and women, kids and pets, no one on this earth is safe From the slaughter and STD rampage Are you hiding in the bathroom? we know the sewers well A clawed hand comes out your toilet and pulls you down to hell The homeless in the alleys they cry and beg and plead Apparently they've given us more serious disease
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Have you ever been stuck in a locker for days? Til your body rejected itself and your mind played twisted games? This is DK University where every locker is an iron maiden Your mother didn't make you any dinner cause she knows she would only be waiting Mutated sluts Murder spree Thigh highs and cigarettes Eyes glow green You don't belong It's plain to see At DK University Zach wanted to be smarter so he turned to the sluts And for 20 fucking dollars he bought his very first drug Just inject it in your Temple and your brain will grow to three times it's size So he did it started screaming as his brain began to push out his eyes A new social disease Making Kings from the least of these We abuse our power for kicks And no one really gives a shit Where’s our teacher? We’re ready to learn What on the inside of a boring bitch will make her squirm The principal would never let us fail a grade If we were gone then how would he ever get laid? We didn’t mean to hurt her we just wanted to be educated Nobody told us where the cervix or the heart’s located We put her back but I don’t know if we got it just right Injected her with Waste-a-Way and now she stands up straight all night Mutated sluts Murder spree Thigh highs and cigarettes Eyes glow green You don't belong It's plain to see At DK University
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Girl is pregnant under fire Bodies burning on the pyre Shot in the chest while giving birth The child is born a sun-dried burst Born without blood x3 Born without blood, it's in your mind.
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Silent Hills 03:53
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Fox News 02:09
I have to ask are you stupid? How did you get on tv? Let her talk It's fucking annoying If I meet you I'll knock out your teeth
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Target acquired my vision located the whites of your eyes I stand on the Plexi glass floor of the space station hung in the sky Your defenses are weak you look to the street cause you'd never expect Your enemy falling from heaven a choir of hate on your heads Unison on Chorus 3, twice as long I fall down to earth like a meteor Devastate, obliterate them all I am the weapon made superior I'm Formed by God as a judgement call The first of your army to face me disintegrate under my weight Witness your friends transforming humans into abstract shapes Their blood drives me on, the violence, a song the Piper calls Morale nonexistent abandon their mission your army falls
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Eternal Soul 02:59
Welcome the one who brings us death A spirit of justice who calls our name To sentence me to eternal damnation Is the greatest gift I could ever receive A hex to bind the fairest of men That corrodes the flesh and brain Feed it to me without hesitation I embrace the zombification rite doom Ode to the disciple Judas For he is the man who knows That to kiss the face of godhood Is a terror that is not unbeknown I cry out in the night slumber To warn my fellow kind That to awake ancient evil Is the goal of the modern mind Oh end me please dear father These sins that can’t be cleaned That to worship the death Is the fate that I’ve chose By enabling our youth to read They keep teaching these evil lies About how the world should be And at the end of the day When the hail mary fails There is nothing left but dust
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I mean I’m already going blind anyways It’s a hit or miss these days It’s entirely up to chance Especially, recently It just keeps getting harder to feel anything Through the lies To chip away, to sort through The measures that I’d resort to To see what she said Jesus Said Would burn holes through my eyes It’s easier than you’d think To scroll the night away Take it from me, personally I’m an expert you can say I earned that title through sweat and blood And other bodily fluids too Some people smoke and others drink Whatever they think it takes them To get through a day It’s not like I have anything better to do anyway
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There's something inside Your god hole quiet Drawing closer You are complete Listen to the creeping darkness Follow the thing that calls This is the human harvest Reaped and sown by the amigara fault
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SMF 02:37
Everyone's looking at me as I step through the door Ocular pat down don't bother me, I'm here for the whores A jet black duster conceals a loaded gun You'd better not mess with me kid, cause you're just a punk I'm a sick motherfucker, and I feel alright, GO Pussy is all I can see, I jack in my house Your parents are staring at me cause I'm freaking them out The computers out for the day, I'm in my room screaming Can't call RadioShack, my hard drive needs cleaning I'm a sick motherfucker, and I feel alright, GO Covered in waste I can't leave my bed My stomach is sick I can't feel my head It must be something that I ate Burrito, or the toxic waste My hair is falling out my head My skin is looking like the dead My muscles have all atrophied My doctors feed my food to me They give me poison I have to take I know they gave me toxic waste I'm a sick motherfucker, and I feel alright… GOOOOOO….
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The Stuff 02:10
At the plant Under the snow Was something that should've never shown An unwary soul Bent on down And for some fucking reason put it in his mouth Get it now! While it lasts America's New favorite snack! Perfect for breakfast! Perfect for lunch! Perfect for dinner! It's the perfect drug! Come on son Have a seat We’re all worried about you, the way you've been Acting, how you never eat Show us that you're willing Willing to obey Show us that you're one of us Come on son, whaddya say? Get it now! While it lasts America's New favorite snack! Perfect for breakfast! Perfect for lunch! Perfect for dinner! It's the perfect drug!
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Drop me off in Afghanistan or wherever in the Middle East I’m tired off this fighting so I’m finally gonna bring about some peace They say we’re losing, losing ground They say there’ll never be an end to this war I got a plan that I don’t understand how no one ever thought of this before If you can’t beat em join em Our resistance is growing evermore thin If you can’t beat em join em Cause soon the terrorists will win
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I needed money and I knew where to get it I remembered that I took out family life insurance Heya kids it's time to go for a drive You'll remember this trip for the rest of your lives I stopped the van by an overpass and took their hands My head was pounding trying to formulate a solid plan I said fuck it and just ripped them out the fucking seats I threw Paul and Jackie overhand 200 feet Honey we have an emergency I need you to come home I waited in the kitchen with a bottle of shit I stayed staring at the phone I heard the front door open for you I saw you walk in the room I turned the oven on to 435 And you asked me why I wanted you : I only answered with a fist to the face Your teeth buckled from the force I shouted in your face that I can't tell what you're screaming Cause those aren't English fucking words I grabbed your hair and I guess I just lost my cool I shook your head around and screamed I picked you up and I kissed your head I dropped you in the oven and I shut the screen I was sleeping soundly but awoke with a start Someone was in the house I tried to sit up but my hands and feet were bound Someone had shoved a fucking gag in my mouth Standing above me was the family I once had And they frankly looked like shit Jackie’s head looked like a deflated balloon And Paul’s had simply split They held you like an infant kinda like They way you held them long ago You pointed at me with a burnt and shriveled hand I prayed to God you'd let me go He didn't listen and you got your revenge I hoped that this is what you want So be careful when you slaughter your whole family That it's not slaughter gone wrong

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This is the definitive collection of DK Unusual songs. We've moved on to other shit but thank you to everyone who has listened or come to shows.

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released September 4, 2022

Noah Terrell/Elise Jelstrup-Iachetta: Vocals
Calvin Bauer: Guitars
Erin "The Thirty Dove" Dawson: Drums

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DK UNUSUAL Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Garage Metal/Crust Punk from Chapel Hill, NC.

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